sunshine rain

what’s everyone’s lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

BEANS

The 2019 one is also objectively funnier because yes.

Nothing could prepare me for the audio

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

why

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

sam gamgee ghostwrote this post directly from mordor

Jesus christ i am so aware that this is me.

clint eastwood by the gorillaz was the first song ever made

when he says “finally someone let me out of my bag” its a metaphor for music being created and humanity finally having a brand new way to express themselves via throat sounds (their bag)