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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

I wish all my writers a happy new year. May all your stories finally be written, sentences be completed, emotions be evoked with beautifully crafted words, readers be moved to tears, the urge to create be satisfied.

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

pirate who's worried mermaids are gonna fuck his girlfriends: me fear fish want me women

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

If AO3 had a slogan

Put that cock cage back on this instant

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roleplay single call that soulplay

at the farmhouse straight up “churning it.” and by it. letr just say. my butte.

my arrival time at your birthday party will be 8.30-esque dude. it will bear several similarities to 8.30