YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.

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YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.

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me when the post is mine: you guys know i am getting notified about your tags right š i read all that. i see it all
me when the post is not mine: in 1996 on the day of my birthā
I love The Batman (2022) for so many reasons but primarily because pulling a wicked stunt flying through the air at 85 miles an hour in a rubber diaper bag only to eat complete shit, limp home, get topless and listen to Nirvana for six hours working up the cahones to shoot my shot with Zoe Fucking Kravitz while my life falls apart is an incredibly relatable mood
A lot of adulthood is shoutingĀ āAUGH MY LAUNDRYā hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
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happy international women's day to anyone who feels maybe kinda sorta like a woman today
they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .
this literally isn't anything but I'm gay so gonna hit rb regardless
they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing
I have separated them.
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Adapted to this new information in less than 24 hours
Resisting the urge to show a hairdresser a collage of picrews that have a vast variety of hair colors and styles and just look up at them with the biggest eyes my mortal body is capable of producing
Selective mutism is funny cause you try to figure out how it works and you're like "oh okay so it only happens when I get real anxious, but at home I'm fine" and then you're chillin at home totally relaxed and you try to greet your kitty cat who just trotted up to you and all you get is "h...!" Like okay. Alright. Vocal chords just feelin like comedians tonight huh lmao
Oh God Fuckin Dammit My Cat Got My Tongue

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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice saysĀ ātrial. trial.ā and liz doesnāt remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesnāt want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didnāt realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and itās playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didnāt make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures
like sheās bringing me dead mice
tonight she very carefully explained that thereās been a screw rattling around in her laptop for months but today it stopped which means itās wedged on something and then the image on the screen started sliding sideways but she rebooted three times and now itās fixed. and then an hour later she dropped from the call
Just using the dog's ear as a blanket..
Moon cat moon cat
i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. Itās right on the intersection of āhard enough itāll fuck me up tomorrowā and āeasy enough to be done on a whimā and i always regret it
See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember āoh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothingā
The process:
Woah my legs are jacked
*does a squat to grab shampoo*
Hey what was that
One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats
Might as well do 5 more thatās an even 10
That wasnāt so hard
Make it 20
5 more to a nice round 25
Hey thatās a fourth of 100
We can do that again. Letās take a quick break and do the next set
Ok thatās 50
Thatās probably enough
Oops 75
Well now I canāt NOT do 100
Fuck
Fuck
Ow
Fuck
100
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Best way to listen to music?
Headphones
Speaker out loud
Earbuds
AirPods
Other
Pls reblog if u vote :)
Car speakers with friends :D
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