yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

roommates approach unloading the dishwasher with what i can only describe as a surrealist sensibility. putting dishes in places not even god himself would think to put them

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s