My favorite genre of fiction boils down to “the apocalypse is no match for the power of love, found family, and queer romance”.

We never see or hear anything about Crowley being athletic in any way. But we do Aziraphale is a skilled swordsman based off his appointment as the Guardian of the Eastern gate and his handling of the flaming sword when he actually has it. The point I'm trying to get at here is that in this relationship Aziraphale is the Jock.

#Crowley is the goth kid who is dating the quarterback for some reason

hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink

no cuz thats fucking lame

hey it actually isn’t! i get really really sick whenever i have more than a beer or two and i absolutely hate how people assume i must be lame/a kill joy when i refuse a drink. people choose to be sober or mostly sober for a variety of reasons, e.g. addiction, medical, etc. and not a single one of them is “because i’m a lame person who hates fun” 

The degree to which drinking is seen as a must in social situations is fucking weird, and I think the fact that people are more put off by non-drinkers than by how much alcohol consumption has permeated the culture is … troubling.

Whenever I drink I may have fun when the alcohol is taking effect but afterwards I end up having terrible stomach pain even if I just drink a little over a glass of wine or a beer and i will not be able to sleep for approx. the next twelve hours. And at every party ... every single time.. I will have to explain this whole story just so ppl don’t annoy me with heyyyy u should drink why aren’t u drinking ur no funnnnnn