love that my man almost always sneezes in doubles, sometimes triples
it’s two for the price of one (which is why i count his doubles as one sneeze)
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love that my man almost always sneezes in doubles, sometimes triples
it’s two for the price of one (which is why i count his doubles as one sneeze)

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pepper snz!!! because i love his design (very slight mess warning (it’s not drawn very well)
also part one of a mini comic based on something i reblogged
please keep in mind i’m very new to drawing snz so if it looks bad that’s why 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Just saw a skit where the initial joke was saying "good girl" instead of "bless you" after somebody sneezes, and, uh ... yeah, that'll do it for me for tonight
imagine being a new worker at the contagion clinic with sick coworkers You knew it was inevitable but still when B comes into work cuddled in their work jacket looking worse for ware and in desperate need of some soup. You asked them why they didn't stay home and of course B looks at you with the 'oh you sweet summer child' look and says. "why would I? dnot like this whole place isn't meant for passing around a cold" Still you do offer to help with whatever they need. Maybe mid day they take you up on that offer and ask you to help. You wonder what it could be, you assume its to take over on paper work or rounds. Yet before they can get their words out they pull you close and launch a sopping wet snz into your chest. Well its not like you haven't been snzd on by patients before. B looks up at you and through marshy congestion said "i dneed you to help bme with by dnose" Oh you're sooooo getting this cold.
Mess and contagion cw!
Sitting on the couch with someone who is so sniffly and congested and who keeps on letting out messy sneezes. Putting a thermometer in their mouth to check their temperature, pulling it out to read 100°. Then taking the thermometer and putting it in their nose, using it to induce messy sneezes all over your face, feeling the spray and strings of snot on your face and hands. When they're done, you have them blow their nose into the thermometer, which you then put in your mouth, pushing all of that snot and phlegm into your mouth, and just waiting for all the germ laden snot to enter your body and replicate, making you so sick and snotty too

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love contagion love dread love anticipation… but there is also something about someone who seems to have caught a cold without rhyme or reason.
maybe it’s far from flu season, maybe they can’t recall being around anyone who’s been sick—or many people at all, and maybe they’re not the type to get colds often… so why now??
and of course, this means they are likely unprepared. who knows what kind of medicine they may have in the back of their cabinet, if it hasn’t expired (or better yet, anything remotely medicinal packed among their things on a trip)… do they even have tissues? and how long can they make it before their nose really becomes a problem?
as much as i love a good buildup, i’m also fond of sneezes that come on urgently with no warning, taking both the sneezer and the observer(s) by surprise. especially if it’s a whole fit of them…
um actually ☝️ the correct way to sneeze in public is NOT into your arm or a tissue… it’s onto ME
easy mistake to make
sickie who's too tired to cover their own snzs just turning their head into whatever they're laying into (pillows, blanket, person) and letting out the most messy snzs into it and not caring
kissing and licking someone's red twitchy drippy sensitive nose the soft idle but desperate hitching when you swirl your tongue around their rim of one of their nostrils

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going to a contagion clinic and getting paired with someone who's desperate to give you their cold. clinging onto you, nose red and streaming constantly, visibly full of cold too. they tell you to get closer while they build up so they can snz in your face and make sure it lands just right Asking if you could play with their nose, having you cup your hand under their nose while they let snz after snz fill it with mess blowing their nose on you just being near you makes them need to snz bc they're thinking about you catching it the air is dence with their germs, each breath you take you're breathing it in you've seen them snz against a mirror or a screen and the amount of spray and mess that comes out it more than you could hope for
A sick one desperately holding back a sneeze because they just KNEW it would be so strong that it would wreck their entire body in their current state
gonna try and pavlov him into getting turned on when he’s sick or when he sneezes cus it’ll be so hot….
(obviously joking but if it DOES happen later down the line i won’t complain)
Someone laying in their back with their partner's hand on their chest so they can feel every heaving hitching breath as they build up to a sneeze (or several)
thinking about how how it would’ve been to induce him with chhinkni while he was in the first few days of that cold… i can imagine there would be so many sneezes in that already ticklish nose…. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
one day

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sometimes I wonder how normal people think about colds … do they think about them at all
i find it so unreasonably funny that so many of us have normal, quote unquote ‘important’ jobs and come on here during the day like, “hey guys, so get this: fucking a sneeze… what? oh yes hello, karen, i received the memo, yes, i will look it over as soon as possible. thank you. where was i? sneeze…”