"Nothin' more romantic than sharing a cold!"

8 sneezes<3 these were pretty wet and spraying, i had a LOTTT of mess dripping down my face after most of them. Still getting over this cold, these were mostly induced with a q-tip and sniffing menthol scented things and some were induced with pepper or a bobby pin.

Hope you guys enjoy

about 10 sneezes i think? and then some snotty nose sounds<3 picture of my tissue pile at the end under the cut

hopefully you guys enjoy <3

I was convinced into sharing a wav (i think this counts?) so heres a few sneezes from me and a few nose blows at the end <3 these were audibly as wet as they actually were, ended up spraying my hands and thighs each time. these were induced while i'm still down with a cold

He is still a tad congested from that cold but i'm assuming most of it is allergies now, i'm still getting over it as i'm immunocompromised. still coughing and sneezing and needing to blow my nose a lot, wish i was more confident about my sneezes and stuff because i'd love to make a wav out of this. Saturday we hung out at his place, fucked of course, but he decided to be a sneaky bastard and sneeze for me. Specifically SNEEZE INTO MY TITS, ON PURPOSE. So naturally as payback i let him induce me and see how long it would take until he couldn't hold himself back anymore and needed to fix his little problem that would get worse every time i sneezed. And for context, i have always had naturally high pitched and whiny sneezes (sounds like a " hhah-? ITTSSHHIUUuhh-!") , while he usually has powerful wet ones ("huhh- AASHHIIEWW!")

so almost a week after the previous event i talked about after he found out i had the kink, he got a cold. AND I MEAN THIS AS AN AVID COLDFUCKER, THE SNEEZIEST FUCKING COLD EVER. so heres some timeline of events

CW-CONTAGION MENTION

Wednesday, he comes to my house to hangout after class, is sniffling a bit and coughing a bit. By the time i'm driving him home, he's blowing his nose every few minutes and complaining that he can't breathe right. Made out and kissed like usual all day + i unknowingly gave him hickeys directly on where he had been sneezing on himself all day (his chest)

Thursday, he is over my place again and is complaining that he feels a lot worse. Stuffed up nose, his nose is red as hell, sniffling, coughing, tired, and now sneezing every few minutes. He makes absolutely ZERO attempts to cover and basically just pitches his head down towards his lap OR JUST MY TITS. Fell asleep cuddling with me in my bed. Insisted on making out with me, even though he had to stop to sneeze TWICE.

Friday, over his place for a grad party. He is a mess. His nose is absolutely, completely red and stuffed up. He's coughing harshly and every time he laughs, he coughs. He's sneezing every two seconds and blowing his nose constantly. Is so unhygienic too, tossing heavily used tissues literally everywhere and coughing into his sleeve. As well as sneezing openly. Also even more exhausted, as he fell asleep on my shoulder on the way home. He still insisted on kissing me and trying to make out with me and saying "it's just a cold! i'm fine!" (more like "id's just a cold-! i'mb fide!")

Saturday(today), feels the same as Friday. We didn't hang out today. Still coughing horribly, and blowing his nose every few minutes and absolutely soaking the tissues. Also still sneezing everywhere but a bit less tired.

"hey baby- i'm back-" -him

"hhhih-tshhiieww-! ishhhhuuu!" -him

"Fuck- oh bless you baby!" -me

"n-not d-done-" -him

PROCEEDS TO SNEEZE TWICE MORE

"was that on purpose-?" -me

"maybe...."-him