crafty rascal

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[english butler voice] will you be 'rage-baiting' yourself again this evening by reading the reddit comments section, ma'am?

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012