crafty rascal

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Ngl the panic around HRT happening at the same time as the GLP-1 weight loss craze is some incredible worldbuilding.

You have all these people just freaking out about the safety of sex hormones being used for the same purpose they have been for decades, meanwhile the same people who didn't even know what GLP-1 was until a few years ago are now eager to get on these medications and nobody cares about possible long-term effects or regret.

Italian catboy with extra toes named Paulie Dactyl.

claiming they have a sibling relationship is so funny because i would never tell my sibling that they ‘never let me down.’ because it is simply just not true. i am constantly let down.

blood bank calling me up like "heard you got some o that o- blood" and i go "i already told ya, toots, i don't want ya callin around here no more, see? i got bad blood" and they go "stop fooling around and gimme that juice" so i says "its no use. my veins are weaker than the dollar in '29"

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs