Complete Trash

bitch im on 12 frames

so the whole bottom and top thing is real. i just assumed everybody took turns. i thought we all cared about equality 

I’m so sick of being thwarted. I swear to you, my next plot shall not go comically awry.

hey whatever works right

LOOOOOOL MAAAD

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death