Divers, Dine Ins and Drives

my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil

Some people sure do keep making posts huh

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

@shitpostsampler

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

now available as an A5 print on etsy

I feel like this cat is going to join me on a sidequest….

are these not, basically, wedding vows

Okay but I read this and was like “THATS why I’m diagnosed as primarily inattentive”

Ah.

one time when I was really hecking tired i tried to phrase “i like steak and stuff on the rarer side when a restaurant or friend cooking for me permits that to happen” and it came out as “if left unattended I may eat raw beef” and i have no idea what PONG style antics my brain got up to to lead the train of thought down that disused rail line 

If I survive finals week i promise everyone I will make this into a print AND send you pictures of my Culinary Principles final because the lab final DOES involves a steak. 

everyone who commented on this die.