religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

GIRLS NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out