blah, sfblah, blah!?, he/him. Previously -san and a bunch of other things I don't care to recall.
snz kink blog. I write stuff but not as often as I'd like.
Really my only "before you follow" rule is be an adult and only make stuff about adults. Have some indication on your profile that you're an adult. Also nazi punks fuck off.
Also also don't so much as look at me if you use or support generative AI.
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Stories are tagged with "blah writes"
I also try to tag all my stories and other posts with the characters involved therein, but sometimes tumblr is weird about what it shows.
At the moment I don't really feel like linking every single OC tag I have, but I do have a refsheet with most of my favorites.
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Generally prefer allergies, but I occasionally get in the mood for illness.
Not really a fandom person, I almost exclusively write original stuff.
Also tend to prefer fantasy and sci-fi settings. And coming up with wacky snz scenarios that I usually don't end up doing anything with.
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Gonna attempt to link all my stories below lol. Hopefully all of these will work.
Unusual Contemporary
My general reality-ish setting. Not always modern fantasy, but usually always open to it. Definitely didn't just want to be able to call a setting "UC."
The Cleanup Crew - Tactical Maid Service
Maids with guns. They like to drink egg creams and they like to fight nazis, a lot.
Sci-fi stories. Again, different series typically don't actually share a setting unless specified.
Collecting Dust
A freelance mechanic discovers an old, abandoned administrative robot with a bit of a dust problem.
Link
Happy Haulidays
A space trucker comes down with a cold during the long journey between planets.
Link
In Space, No One Can Hear You Sneeze
Space pirate adventure and hijinks, late 90s anime style.
Read on Archive of our Own
In Space, No One Can Hear You Tease (nsfw)
Miscellaneous Old Stuff
Stories not connected to anything else, typically being placed here means they're also super old and/or not something I'm interested in continuing to work on.
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Dug up another oldie. Not gonna do anything further with this but in retrospect it could totally fit into the Tactical Maids universe lol.
Originally published July 19, 2011
Female sneezes - perfume
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"Ah… AAISHIIEEEW!!!" Meredith sneezed herself into the elevator and pitifully rubbed the index finger of her free hand back and forth under her tickling nose. Inga, her partner, ran into the elevator after her and punched her hard in the shoulder.
"Ow! Stop that!" Meredith whined, rubbing her arm where Inga's fist had connected with her.
"I'll stop punching you when you stop with the bloody sneezing! You're going to get us caught!" Inga's fiery eyes tried as hard as they could to burn into Meredith's, but the sneezy young woman was feeling too out of it to notice. She simply continued to rub her nose and sniffle.
"But I can't help it! I just have to… Have to… AAAIIIEESHIIEEEEWWWW!"
"Jesus! Can't you at least make them a little less high-pitched? You're going to pop my eardrums!" Inga punched her partner again. Meredith whimpered and fell back into the corner of the elevator as it began its ascent to the top floor. She sniffed hard, pulling her long nostrils shut for a moment. "And stop giving me that look! Even with those big eyes I can tell you're not some lost puppy. I'm going to keep punching you anyway."
"What are you getting so mad at me for?" Meredith moaned, pushing herself up against the corner walls of the elevator. "I told you, it's not my fault." She sniffed again pitifully, but Inga was unfazed by her attempted helplessness.
"Oh, this is so totally completely your fault," she said, putting her hands on her hips and leaning toward her partner. "When offered a free sample at the perfume department in a mall, everyone knows that you are supposed to spray it either on your hand or in the air. Everyone except for you! You, on the other hand, you shoved the entire bottle straight up your nose! The whole thing! And you know what's worse? That was two days ago! And you have been sneezing non-stop since then! I have gotten no sleep! None at all! Because you are sneezing all day and all night!"
"Sorry," Meredith replied in a tiny voice, still rubbing her nose. "At least I still have the briefcase," she continued, holding up her other hand. Sure enough, a large metal briefcase was clutched in her fingers, her knuckles white around the handle. Inga stared at her partner with the most unimpressed expression any human being could ever hope to wear. "That is because I handcuffed it to you."
"O- A… Aah… AAIIISHIIIEEEEEW!" Inga clenched a fist again as Meredith sneezed one more time. "Meredith, I am going to be honest with you. If you sneeze one more time. Just one more measly time. I am going to punch you in the nose. It will hurt. You will probably cry. But I won't, because maybe it will finally make you stop sneezing. Do I make myself clear?" Meredith nodded, but at the same time her nostrils flared and her eyes fluttered shut.
"Aa… Ah… Aahhah… Haaa…" Somehow she managed to hold back her sneeze, saving herself from another punch. Inga sighed in relief, as did Meredith when she realized she wasn't going to be punched.
"Are you ready?" Inga asked, watching the floor numbers on the elevator wall light up in sequence. They were almost at the roof. Meredith sniffed, rubbed her nose and nodded. "Yep, everything's all set. All I have to do is put it together and I'll be ready." She shook the briefcase again as if Inga didn't already know it was there. Both of them took deep, relaxed breaths again as the elevator approached the final few floors. However, just as everything seemed peaceful for a moment, Meredith built up to another sneeze.
"Haah… Ahhhh… AISHIIIEEEEEEEEW!"
Inga's fist flattened Meredith's squishy nose just as the elevator doors parted.
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"I can't believe you punched me in the nose," Meredith whined as she peered through the scope of her recently assembled rifle. She sniffed and then winced, tensing up slightly. "Now it hurts when I sneeze." Next to her, Inga groaned. "You've been hurting me when you sneeze for nearly three days. Deal with it."
"I'll traahhh… Ahhh… AISHIEEW! Ow…"
"Seriously, for the sake of the job, stop that! You're definitely going to get us caught out here!"
"I'm sorry…"
"You're like an air raid siren! I bet people can hear you a mile away."
"Sorry… Wait… Wait a minute. I think I see him."
"Our target? Awesome! Shoot him in the face!"
"Wait a second…" Meredith said, adjusting her aim slightly. Inga made a fist again, clearly getting impatient.
"What are you waiting for? Just do it! Then we can go home!"
"I have to aim," Meredith explained, snuffling roughly. "I have to account for wind and gravity too. I can't just push a 'blow up the target's face' button." She rubbed her nose vigorously with the index finger of her free hand and sniffed again. "Uh oh…"
"What? Did he move? Can you still see him?" Inga asked desperately. They needed to get this job done, no matter the cost. Meredith nodded and rubbed her nose again, a bit more frantically this time. "Is something in the way?" Meredith shook her head. Inga made a fist again as her partner rubbed her nose one more time. "Then what the hell is the matter?"
"I… I… Hafta…" Meredith tried to explain, but her sneeze had already taken control. Inga quickly caught on to what was happening, so she punched Meredith in the shoulder yet again and then shoved her finger under her partner's squishy nose. "Oh no you don't!" Meredith's sneeze calmed down, but she didn't.
"Inga! Move your hand! You're throwing off my aim!"
"No way! Don't you watch movies? The second I take my hand away you'll sneeze and ruin everything!"
For the first time that night, Meredith started to get serious. Her nose was still tickling like crazy, and she could tell she was going to sneeze eventually, with or without Inga's finger. She would have to line up her shot before that happened, even if Inga was pestering her. Without responding, Meredith went back to trying to aim. However, the tickling in her nose was only getting worse by the second.
"Ahh… Aaahhahh…" The hitching breaths made Meredith's aim wobble away from her target, but she quickly adjusted again. Even though only her finger was touching her, she could tell Inga was becoming frantic. "Hurry up, hurry up!"
"Ahh… Ahhh… Ahhhh…" Meredith had the target squarely in her sights, so just as the sneeze won over, she squeezed the trigger.
"AAAIIISHHHIIIIEEEEEEEEEW!!!!"
Inga couldn't tell which was louder: the gunshot or Meredith's sneeze. The two of them simply sat on the rooftop for a moment, unsure of what had actually happened. After a second, Inga peered through her binoculars at the building they had been trying to shoot into. She saw no holes in the windows, and everything inside seemed to be fine. The binoculars fell out of her hands and landed on the roof with a clatter. "Meredith…"
Inga's partner sniffed helplessly and rubbed her nose back and forth with her finger. "Yes, Inga?" Meredith stared up at her spotter, surprised that she couldn't find any anger in her face. "What have you done?" Inga looked down over the edge of the roof to see that a fire hydrant on the side of the road below had exploded, showering the area around it. She took a deep breath and put the pieces together. Meredith opened her mouth to answer, but before a word could leave her throat, Inga punched her in the nose again.
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"I'm sorry!" Meredith wailed, tears streaming down her face. She and Inga ran frantically across the rooftops, a pair of helicopters chasing them. Spotlights danced back and forth around them, giving them no clear escape route. "I swear I'll never do it again!" Inga didn't have it in her to reply. They kept running as fast as they could, but one of the helicopters pulled ahead of them. A pair of soldiers dropped down and landed on top of them, knocking them to the ground and then tying them up. Meredith sneezed repeatedly as the two of them were roped up and lifted into the helicopter above them. "Hey! I think I'm finally all sneezed out!"
Inga finally snapped. "I swear, if we weren't going to die anyway I'd kill you! We have tried this 87 times! 87! Do you have any idea how many times that is?"
"Um…"
"7 more than 80! That's a lot! And do you have any idea how many times we've succeeded! None! Zip! Zero! Never! Because you always ruin it! And it's always for some stupid reason! Maybe if you ruined just one of our plans for a good reason, this wouldn't seem so bad! Do you have anything to say for yourself!?"
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Some, but not all, of my audio scenario work from my YT days. Thanks for those who helped me pick/requested the ones to put up here for yall to enjoy on my silly lil account here. You can find more on my other websites (see my bio or the links below the wavs!)
🌟 - What illness symptom/torture tactic/snz trigger do you have the most fun portraying or reading?
This is tough to answer since I feel like my 'favorite' changes so often. I've come up with entire stories based entirely on wanting to write a specific kind of snz cause lol. If I had to choose though I think I might have to go with feathers. Just the classic snz aesthetic, and the multitude of ways you can describe them tickling and teasing.
💓 - What is your favorite thing about this community?
Despite the fact that the snz community at large is full of shitty people, my favorite part of it has been the friendships I've made. There's a lot of people I've talked to regularly for years, and some I've met in person.
🐑 - What scenario are you currently thinking about before bed?
I have such a hard time falling asleep most nights that I generally don't think about specific scenarios. Though I have been thinking about Aster a lot though, as well as the maids. Not sure what I want to do with Aster, I just like her a lot. I've been wanting to write some kind of wild west AU chapter with the maids for a while now. Plus they need to blow up a data center or something.
You've been walking in the rain for too long, but don't worry, you haven't caught cold. People with colds would be sneezing, now wouldn't they? And you most definitely aren't, so you're fine.
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Okay, for the smash or pass, Se/cco from JJ//BA (slashes so it won't break containment haha)
I suppose I have to out myself as a fake anime fan and admit I haven't yet seen Joseph's Unusual Journey lol. I want to, it just feels like a big commitment and I haven't found the right time for it.
But to answer the actual question, on the one hand everyone from that series is fine as hell, but on the other I feel like his suit would give me all kinds of sensory issues lmao. So I'm gonna have to say pass but with no hard feelings.
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