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"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

unrelated but i feel like my voice dropped an octave bc i spent 2 hours straight loudly giving the Stingray Health & Safety Spiel at the touch tank... probably one of the weirder ways to do voice training

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on