its snark but with a q

He wanted to make sure you saw it!

this seems like a spectacularly bad idea considering you started off talking about how he headbutts your foot

Something tells me that this wont end well for your ankles but I applaud your disaster decisions anyway

Training for him to stab people or training for you to dodge?

Yes. 

Now I have! 

This spider exists somewhere and only google knows

I’m buying a castle.

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

I’m gonna go to italy and get me a fucking castle and literally nobody can stop me- not even capitalism  

I WANT A CASTLE!

That last one looks so weird, yet so cool. Nature can be so strange sometimes.

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SO MANY MAMA MAFDETS! @tawaubastmut and your beloved pallas cat! :D

Pallas cats are the Moon Moon of the feline world like 92% of the time and the rest they are Perfection Incarnate.

this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????