Snarkyjohnny

Perfectly Ordinary Dog

Low strength, very low dex, low constitution, high intelligence, low wisdom, godlike charisma

Is capable of doing anything a PC can do (climb/intimidate/bluff/etc) but with disadvantage on anything that would be difficult or impossible for a dog.

A loyal dog that follows the party. No one knows where it came from. It does its best to help the party, but it only knows a few generic commands. They are:

Sit: Perfectly Ordinary Dog sits. Leave It: Perfectly Ordinary Dog disengages from all opponents. Shake: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Earthquake. Come: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Teleport on itself to move directly next to the person who issues the command. Stay: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Turn to Stone on itself. The effect lasts until Perfectly Ordinary Dog is told otherwise. Speak: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Speak With Animals on itself. In addition to the spell effects, it removes disadvantage from all rolls involving speech (bluff, etc.) Sing: Perfectly Ordinary Dog uses Bardic Performance. Heel: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Cure Light Wounds on the most injured party member within range. Down: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Gate and summons a portal to a random netherworld dimension.

⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Warding Weapon
Weapon (any melee weapon), rare ___

You gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon, which is inlaid with Celestial runes of ivory.

While holding the weapon, you can use an action to speak its command word and slam it onto the ground at a point within 5 feet of you. When you do, a holy warding beacon erupts from the ground, centered on that point. The beacon is a 10-foot-radius, 40-foot-tall cylinder. The beacon lasts for 1 minute and sheds bright light from its edge in a 20-foot radius, and dim light for an additional 20 feet. The light is sunlight. For the duration, any creature within the cylinder is considered to have half cover against ranged attacks. Friendly creatures within the area when it appears gain 15 temporary hit points, which last for 1 minute. Once this property of the weapon has been used, it can’t be used again until the next dawn. ___

Some trans/queer joy for your timeline to combat the state of the world. You are beautiful. You are loved. I love you.

I’ve sketched out three in this series, first a half-orc, then a tiefling and a triton- two trans and one nonbinary. Can’t wait to work on them 💖