Yikes

That's kind of why they exist actually

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

That's the fucking king you idiot

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up