yep

At the dragon boat races they were giving out free ice cream and these two kids came up to me and showed me their ice cream and said it is very cold! And then one of them put their ice cream on my arm so I could see for myself. He was utilizing an advanced technique called. Backing up your claims with evidence. Which many of you could learn about

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

Plato this is the 7th week in a row you've shown us Ideas

[curls up into a ball] I can see why pillbugs use this move

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

up my butt and hope to die

I've elevated my consciousness to a higher level of spiritual attainment and now I've got powers. Yesterday I manifested a dog outta thin air. This morning a cop tried to give me a speeding ticket and I sent him to the corn field.

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight