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Here we have a woman named Maliha Azam. She's trans. It's strange what one can find abandoned sometimes. Today Maliha found a fishing rod on the side of the road. A fairly expensive one, too. It was a fair few kilometers from any body of water Maliha knows of, and she knows the area pretty well, so what happened? Maliha thinks someone poorly secured the rod to the roof of a car, but that's just idle speculation on her part. Sexuality statement time, Maliha is a lesbian.
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A typical run-of-the-mill jolly sergeant for @twoidiotdetectives
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we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator
her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself
everyone say thanks emily!!!
THANK YOU EMILY!
Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D
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Angua Von Uberwald the woman you are… I love when she sniff🐺
wanted to re-tackle that sinkdog thing i drew a bit ago to make a zine out of! here's that <3
there's a free printable (A4) on my Ko-fi ^_^
you know, i don't remember
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
Decided to corrupt Deltarune Chapter 5 and immediately got the scariest fucking thing ever
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Here we have a woman named Kathy Finnegan-Barnes. She's trans. Kathy doesn't understand why some people leave things on random shelves in the supermarket. If she changes her mind she goes and puts the item back. But she recently saw the worst example of this she's ever seen. Someone had taken a freezer good and left it on a normal shelf. "Wow, now nobody will be able to have that." Kathy thought to herself seeing that. She hopes the few minutes spared were well spent, but she highly doubts that. Sexuality statement time, Kathy is pansexual.
I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.
so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back
the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing
If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:
1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)
2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats
Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.
Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.
If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.
You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.
one of these days i’m gonna snap
this is about all it/its characters now actually. respect it/its pronouns or die by my hand
Because poor Dr. Grace was never meant to be up there with a dead crew and no memories :,)
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I wish I had more to say about Nancy than “it’s good”, but….it’s good.
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