I had to go to a football match out of town this weekend with my dad, and honestly, that shit is torture. Itâs Thursday and Iâm still recovering from the heterosexual trauma. There were no hot guys and everything wreaked of beer and mediocrity, it was just horrible. Hereâs to never going to another football match again, unless Iâm cheering, because at least then Iâll be surrounded by hot girls waving pompoms not drunk middle aged republicans. Seriously, what is it with middle American and the most boring sports on earth? First football, then golf, then whatâs next? Nascar? Ew. No thank you.









