Baptisms if they were sick as fuck

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

hdvdfsvdjbdjdnkdndk!!!!!!!

This is incredible because it started differently so I did NOT. see it coming.

I imagine Grace opening it then smiling in wonder at the glitter before his brain clocks that this is some as-yet-untested substance he's just touched with his bare hands and its the scene from the movie where he just opened the cannister and took a big whiff ALL OVER AGAIN.

I'm sorry but that apron has stolen the show

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

It's like they can see into my soul lmaoooooo

anyone else wanna hug astronaut Reid Wiseman and weep?

This is so cool