fuck you, I do what I want

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

This would explain why sometimes the fog claims people and things

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

I just realized there's a non zero chance toby fox has seen one of my posts

OH MY GOODNESS this is very cute I was not expecting hot dogs art thank you

Didn't realise this started with an i-am-a-fish post at first (thought the art was also OP) so for a sec I was really confused and thought this was a big reveal that tumblr user i-am-a-fish was Toby Fox

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

Got a notification for this while watching heated rivalry holy fuck the timing lmao

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

The amount of times I've gotten a notification and been taken to its fuckass ai when I click it is insane, there's hardly any difference between the ai notifs and relevant news notifs and it pisses me off