After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tonyβs fight and being likeΒ βReally?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! Iβm still friends with Loki and heβs betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!β
Loki: βCan confirm, poisoning his mead right now.β
Thor: βHa! Iβve built up an immunity.β
Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War
Steve: βWell, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.β Thor: *nodding* βRight.β Steve:Β βSo we started to fight, I mean really fight.Β We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.β Thor: *nodding*Β βAlways best to bring your friends alongβ Steve:Β βAnd by the end, it was just me and Tony, and weβ¦ we really pounded each otherβ¦. no holding back.β Thor: *nodding*Β βThe most honorable way to fightβ Steve:Β Β βSo now weβre not friends anymore.β Thor:Β ββ¦ you lost me.β


















