lame

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

They should invent a type of life where you don’t have to work to survive

creative mode

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

Tumblr's mature content policy allows flaccid dicks, but not erect ones, and anecdotally, some artists have been able to slip previously auto-flagged pieces under the radar by enflaccinating the penises and making no other changes, which suggests that Tumblr's automatic flagging process has some sort of algorithmic boner detector – and I'm not gonna lie, I'd be fascinated to learn how that works.

[guy who is trying so hard to not express his suicidal ideation] another day haha. back at it!

hi,, i couldn't help but notice a slight and minor change in your behavior. do u hate me and want me to die? be honest

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes