Do No Harm But Take No Shit

i just destroyed every road that leads to rome

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

The fact he's an orange and after the foot came up it took him an absurdly long time to recalibrate

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured