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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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bloody-monstrous-wolf

nullconvention

This is how intelligence operatives flirt

depsidase

firewirecompatible

fucking okay i guess

firewirecompatible

what's the charge sentinel? mining ore? mining a sparkly ore?

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

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wisedreamdelusion

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

kaijutegu

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

everythingfox

Fear me

(via)

moniquill

I’d like to point out that this kitten is trying to entice the dog into wrestling. As it would with other kittens/cats. That feinting and then leaping back sideways? That’s an invitation to tackle. Other kittens would understand this body language.

This dog does not understand which is probably for the best, because this kitten clearly does not understand the concept of ‘weight class’

majestictortoise

outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.

the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.

it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.

in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.

majestictortoise

this post has been making the rounds again and i just want to state for the record that it is a fucking delight to read in the tags all the random things people research for their fanfic and art. fandom, i love you. i love you with your flood maps and medical procedures and tentacle biology and historical fashion and traditional handcrafts and conlangs and urban geography and literally everything else. i am completely sincere about this. the enthusiasm with which people embrace detailed, deep, and often obscure research, just because they want to get it right, because they want to create something rich and interesting, it makes me feel better about the world. i adore it.

pterribledinosaurdrawings

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

spiribia

completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy

lesbx

do NOT separate them

tailsbot98761

I had to look this up

laqueus

let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby

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prokopetz

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

thelovers-thedreamers-and-me

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

catasters

catsithkelpie

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

what-even-is-thiss

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

what-even-is-thiss

I love cultural exchange

1794

finally someone else talking about this

#it’s been 15 years without a new book can you tell #yes we’re all fine #everything is fine #any day now #🤡#anyway it fits his character specially considering he’s also always drinking things #and it shows his irreverence for propriety #he doesn’t care about what people think of him (except he does)

rocktheholygrail

Hannibal (2013-2015)

#this show is a comedy for real #and he’s the main clown

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