slay

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

what is stranger things about?

how three American teen boys somehow have a 900 dollar lace front in their costume trunk and it is laid mama

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

I couldn't make it to the Tayvis wedding. The search for Shelly Miscavige never rests

first guy to sell hotcakes was probably like hooooly fuck