Smonkledonk

my stupid crochet hook despawned twice in the span of a minute. Got me looking around my chair like I'm looking for ghosts. i must look goofy af right now

FOUND IT. It was hiding in the shadows

Diva down

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

when will my wife (the pwhl) return to me........

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

t4t petplay where we don’t actually fuck each other. we just have our respective puppygirls fuck each other as we direct them.