selene or smol

Fuck this stupid shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

fat dyke pussy continues to be a premium reason not to kill yourself

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

non white friend is making a white oc so he had the Wikipedia article for white people open

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me