oblivion...

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

do you ever think about those friend-for-an-hour strangers that you only met because you ended up in a weird situation with them?

tomorrow. i get to drink a cup of coffee

forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat

drinking game where you go on a university website to try to estimate how much a masters degree costs but every time they say a link has information that it doesn't actually have, you take a shot

it's like a maze really. I've been stuck in a cycle of links just trying to find a single number that apparently doesn't exist

"we'll tell you when you agree to pay it :)"

Nothing a budding academic loves more than deliberately obscured information that ought to be readily available

Every piece of information on a university website is like this

the urge to move to another country and start a new life

Fall in love with someone who will never let you go to sleep feeling sad

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

my favorite video game quest trope is "HELP US, THEY ARE STEALING OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US, AS A REWARD YOU MAY HAVE OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT"

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

oh so now I’m “gay” just because I have a lot of gay thoughts and gay feelings?

me when i was straight in 7th grade

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.