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Settle a bet.
Who wins in a fight?
Kronk
Gaston
soooo true bestie
NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.
If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog
Besides it’d be really weird if I didn’t support nonbinary people considering that I’m agender
When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.
Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.
Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat
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This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!
send them to HELL!!!
Idk anything about fencing but PUT THAT THING DOWN AND DEMOLISH THEM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
FUCK FIGHTING FAIR, FIGHT TO WIN
BITE THEM HOES

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When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.
Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.
Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat
signal boost
This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!
send them to HELL!!!
Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day isnt real
He can say fuck whenever he damn well pleases
This has been your annual PSA
LPSFD CREATOR POSTS ABOUT HIM 1-2 TIMES ANNUALLY, HE AITN ROTATING PAPYRUS IN HIS HEAD LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN 24/7/365 LIKE THE REST OF US
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PRONOUNS ARE SHE/THEY NOW AND THATS MY BAD BUT THE BEEF IS STILL REAL FUCK EM
Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day isnt real
He can say fuck whenever he damn well pleases
This has been your annual PSA
LPSFD CREATOR POSTS ABOUT HIM 1-2 TIMES ANNUALLY, HE AITN ROTATING PAPYRUS IN HIS HEAD LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN 24/7/365 LIKE THE REST OF US
Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day isnt real
He can say fuck whenever he damn well pleases
This has been your annual PSA
"forever an aroace sans hc'er!!! he is so so full of love."
im sobbing so hard "he is so so full of love" IM ON THE FLOOR, BAWLING 😭😭😢😢😢 UNCONTROLLABLE WAILING thats so sweet and so cute aeeuughh he is he is he is hes got lots of love to give!! he loves lots!!!
hehe yes yes yes!!! sans is a very loving person. he cares so much.
this is supported in undertale canon too, by the way. he befriends you because of love, and fights you because of love.
and not just love for papyrus, or toriel, or alphys, but all monsters. maybe even humans. every person he doesn’t know.
in the no mercy run, his entire world is gone. everyone closest to him. he’s the type of person who “gives up easily,” so why continue fighting you? it is to prevent you from destroying all that’s left. not what’s left for him, but what’s left for everyone else you haven’t killed. he saves the world because he believes there are people in it still worth saving.
this is supported by the king papyrus ending (and maybe the queen alphys ending?), where their "human policy" (made by sans) emphasizes that each human should be judged individually and dealt with accordingly. a case-by-case scenario. a shockingly impartial law considering everything.
sans isn’t a completely empty husk without his friends and family. he does find ways to live with the pain. kill only papyrus, and he starts living with toriel. kill most of them, and he starts supporting alphys in her reign. kill everyone, and he fights like hell for those who can't.
him choosing to fight you in no mercy is proof of his failure to remain indifferent to it all.
sans is a painfully hopeful and loving person at his core... even if he tries not to be, for fear that it will only make things hurt worse.

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 9
Qifrey (Witch Hat Atelier)
Papyrus (Undertale)
WE GOT THROUGH ROUND 2
LETS WIN ROUND 3!!!
PAPYRUS SWEEP!!!!!
you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools
to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.
Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs
I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools
your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths
ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!
THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:
I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup
@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
This might be my favorite
This is mine
Letting the dragonborn take a big bite out of you
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