Sarcasm is my only defense

rereading old wips like ‘hang on this is really good why didn’t I do anything with this’ and then closing the document

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

write that book. publish that blog. apply for that job. dye your hair. cut your bangs. pick up that hobby that you’ve always wanted to try. wear that outfit that you loved but were too afraid to put on in public. life is way too short. be whoever you want to be, and do whatever you want. stop waiting for the right moment, because there will never be one. sometimes you just gotta say fuck it, and do it! live your life the way you want, and don’t ask for anyone’s approval.

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

This addition is actually more accurate to me than the original 🤣