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I finally did it. Chapter two is here pls understand.

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Literally i only think of Jacob talking like this.

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"Just say it Elizabeth... its only one syllable, three letters."

"Yessss..."

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I had a great dream last night about killin fellas and Jacob was there praising me!! Then i walked around and actually saw him!!! And i hugged him and felt so beefy and great!! 10/10 would dream again.

im gonna write a whole chapter about john and elizabeth going to a thrift store and john being a shit about it for most of the time and no one can stop me. except me. i can stop me. i have two other chapters in the work and im dyin

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Deputy | Judge/John Seed Characters: Joey Hudson, Staci Pratt, Female Deputy | Judge (Far Cry), Original Female Character(s), John Seed Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Pre!Reaping, Canon Divergence, Original Character(s)

Oh snap I finally wrote another thing! I’m really invested in this and spent like a whole week just getting the courage to post it. So if you read it please let me know what you think! I’ll probably finish up chapter 2 in a week or so.

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I'm tired and frail take this.

John: Elizabeth you never stay in bed with me.

Elizabeth: I'd love to, but that's the worst idea anyone has told me in the last 10 minutes.

John: :(

Elizabeth: If you frown it'll get stuck like that.

John: B(

Elizabeth: All you did was... alright.

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The idea of a pre!reaping Hope County with the Seeds as this sort of group that everyone knows about and tries to ignore is one of my absolute favorite things.

Especiallly with characters that we know in canon during fc5 just kinda doing their own things before the world went to hell.

I'd love to hear anyone elses opinions, but being the ride or die John fan that I am most of my opinions focus on what that lad is doing.

And what he is doing is pestering the fuck out of the sheriff's department. Everyone hates him, but Joey hates him the Most. No one can tell me she didn't get held back by Staci and was 100% ready to knock John's smarmy grin right into pavement almost every day of the week.

(Of course though John and Elizabeth get along with like a kind of very hit or miss "friendship" with John constantly prodding her to come to just one sermon)

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Elizabeth minding her own buisness bathing in a lake because no houses have running water in this fucking town:

Jacob skipping rocks across the water from all different angles just to mess with her:

Elizabeth pointing in the vague direction of where the stones came from: You are all fucking demons I want you to know this. D-E-M-O-N-S.

#far cry 5 #jacob seed #mountain man #oc: elizabeth stewart #shitposting

All the Heralds have a weird way of stalking Elizabeth.

John is the most easily noticed, and probably does it on purpose so he can talk to her. He likes to fly around and keep tabs on her.

Faith comes and goes, though Elizabeth's inital presence in the Henbane is so small the two don't really interact.

Jacob however will literally follow her around for hours without her knowing. If he doesn't have extremely pressing things to do he will spend the whole day just watching her. He will even go so far as to jape her by throwing rocks and stuff in her general direction to freak her out.

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Sharky and John don't get along.

John hopping out of his plane: Deputy! What a surprise seeing you.

Elizabeth sitting on her atv with Sharky: You were following us for the past 20 minutes.

John: The past is the past.

Sharky: Oooooo Dep I think someone is jealous.

John: CHARLEMAGNE. You may defy the path, but you will not disgrace me in front of the Deputy.

Elizabeth: Hah you're definitely jealous.

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Jacob: You've forgotten your purpose, come back to me Deputy you've strayed off your path.

Elizabeth: That sounds like a really stealthy way to say you're lonely.

Jacob: .....

You're Being Hunted

Elizabeth: Come ON. This family is a fucking nightmare!

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Late night girl feels

I just want faith to kiss Elizabeth on the lips... i have lore in my head that they used to be best buddies until she disappeared to become a drug addict and eventually join edens gate. I love grils.... 💖💕💓💗

#bliss woman #oc: elizabeth stewart

Jacob Seed: I'll come for you when I'm good and ready. I'll let you know when it's time to come home.

Deputy Stewart: Holy shit Daddy... I mean. Holy... You forget this conversation ever happened.

Deputy Stewart to Sharky: Yeah that's why I haven't gone back to the mountains.

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I just want everyone to know the more attention my shitposts get the more I will make. You are all fueling me. You get what you pay for.

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ITS HERE. YESSSSSSSS. Bless up redbubble.

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Deputy Stewart outside the Seed Ranch holding up a boombox at 4 in the morning blaring a remix of her and Sharky beatboxing: John is a nerd. J-J-John Seed is a nerd. He's a nerd. Stupid fuckin nerd.

John walking out in a long robe, eyemask, and fluffy slippers: DO YOU SINNERS NOT SLEEP? THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK.

Deputy Stewart turning up the boombox and flipping off John: Take a fucking shower John you smell like nerd!

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