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mediumyikes

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

mediumyikes

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

#didn't see that coming

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tibets

#omfg

gifak-net

revalexburchnell-deactivated202

I feel like they just conspired together…

misspixiejane

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

confvnded

This is so adorable!!

tnerdbean

#bes t #animals

ultrafacts

10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Disney Parks

More facts on Ultrafacts!

ask-alicorn-rarity

the last one O_o

limeylizard

the engagement ring one is really fucking cool gosh i rly need to go to a disney park one day maybe forever

teach-me-how-to-buggy-deactivat

bUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER SKULLS

#so cool #so need to go one day #ONE DAY #disney

bunniesohmy

If you find uninjured baby bunnies this spring, please return them to their nest and leave them be. Their mom is around and she will take care of them.

Visit wildlifehotline.com if you need more information.

Please reblog to spread the word.

#animals #the more you know

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dimension20official

The new X-Men movie looks great

#well done #patrick stewart #ian mckellan

turbomun

THERE WAS A GLITCH ON MY PHONE WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND IM SHITTING

thelastofkrypton-deactivated201

rob liefeld’s final form

#*spits*

allfiftyshadesofdone-deactivate

Imagine Stannis Baratheon printing out all of the terms and conditions and reading them carefully with a magnifying glass before updating his computer.

#accurate #stannis baratheon #asoiaf

vujon-deactivated20181228

shiganshina district right before mankind recieved a grim reminder in minecraft

#snk tag of tears go here #WOW

dirtgemini

Things I Learned Tonight: teeny tiny Thorin poking his head out so slooowwly is even funnier up close

#dies #thorin #home is behind you; the world lies ahead

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tastefullyoffensive

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via] Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

#oh mY GOD #EXPLODES #animals

thesharkinwinterfell

PLOT TWIST: Edmure Tully is the prince that was promised

#the little tully that could #edmure tully #asoiaf #game of thrones

shinkuuma

#SOBBING FOREVER #splinter #cheese phone gets a tag #TURDLES!

getinthecarlser

flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

fyeahflutes

no

pickuplina

the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one

iamthedukeofurl

Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist.

#circle of life at work

signedsentence

carlwithak

everyone was arguing whether there was an admin or not

This is great.

#best

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jtoday

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

This made me laugh - the same applies to books.

(via yuppymephistopheles)

#loool #how to survive fiction: the list