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Every time I think that surely we've hit rock bottom I've been swiftly proven wrong. I am disgusted.
Even lower:
Lee Kern
It's beyond a parody at this point.
You could also technically say that "slavery was a paternalistic relationship between social classes" about the Roman Empire...but I think fewer "progressives" would admit that than talk about the Golden Age of Islam and how great it was because Romans white.
What a bunch of Orientalist bullshit.
Gotta love the noble savage garbage these people come up with.
Slavery is slavery. Trying to justify it makes you scum.
The Number of People Enslaved The number of people enslaved by Muslims has been a hotly debated topic, especially when the millions of Afric
The Number of People Enslaved
The number of people enslaved by Muslims has been a hotly debated topic, especially when the millions of Africans forced from their homelands are considered.
Some historians estimate that between A.D. 650 and 1900, 10 million to 20 million people were enslaved by Arab slave traders.Β Others believeΒ over 20 million enslaved Africans alone had been delivered through the trans-Saharan route alone to the Islamic world. Dr. John Alembellah Azumah estimates in his 2001 book βThe Legacy of Arab-Islam in Africaβ that over 80 million more Black people died over that route.
Arab Enslavers Practiced Genetic Warfare
The Arab slave trade typically dealt in the sale of castrated male slaves. Black boys between the age of 8 and 12 had their scrotums and penises completely amputated to prevent them from reproducing.Β About six of every 10 boys Β bled to death during the procedure, according to some sources, but the high price brought by eunuchs on the market made the practice profitable.
Some men were castrated to beΒ eunuchsΒ in domestic service, and the practice of neutering male slaves was not limited to only Black males.Β βThe calipha in Baghdad at the beginning of the 10th Century had 7,000 black eunuchs and 4,000 white eunuchs in his palace,β writes author Ronald Segal in his 2002 book βIslamβs Black Slaves: The Other Black Diaspora.β
Arab Slave Trade Inspired Arab Racism Toward Blacks
Its important to note that Arab is not a racial classification; an Arab is almost like an American in that people classified as Arab today could be Caucasian (white people), Asiatic or even Arabized Africans. In the beginning there was some level of mutual respect between the Blacks and the more lighter-skinned Arabs. However, as Islam and the demand for enslaved Blacks grew, so did racism toward Africans.
As casual association with Black skin and slave began to be established,Β racist attitudes towards Blacks began to manifest in Arabic language and literature.Β The word for slave βabid βΒ became a colloquialism for African. Other words, such as haratin, express social inferiority of Africans.
Arab Enslavers Targeted Women For Rape
The eastern Arab slave trade dealt primarily with African women, maintaining a ratio of two women for each man. These women and young girls were used by Arabs and other AsiansΒ as concubines and menials.
A Muslim slaveholder was entitled by law to the sexual enjoyment of his slave women. Filling the harems of wealthy Arabs, African women bore them a host of children.
This abuse of African women would continue for nearly 1,200 years.
A bit of late news, it's come to my attention that Bit Bot Media, those paragons of quality and delivering promises, have been astroturfing reviews of Ascendance on Metacritic. The source comes from The Elder Fraud on Discord as well as these Reddit posts: 1 and 2
Legacy of Kain: Ascendance released on March 31st 2026 and despite having numerous reported bugs and other QoL issues, no patches have been released. Backers who supported the Dead Shall Rise, the comic Ascendance is based off of, also created by Bit Bot, have yet to receive their Kickstarter rewards as of the time of this post. Yet Bit Bot is wasting time inflating reviews for a game no one -- not even them -- cares about. Why?
Probably because they're trying to court the Thief fandom to fund a new licensed comic project through BackerKit, which the Legacy of Kain fandom has been vocally sounding the alarm about. If you're not aware of Bit Bot's history, feel free to search the #bitbot tag on this blog as I've been documenting them for a while.
So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. π.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE
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[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]
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Oh my goodness you're my hero this is so beautiful
Holy fuck my job got fan art
You see, boys forget what their country means by just readingΒ βthe land of the freeβ in history books. Then they get to be men, they forget even more. JAMES STEWARTΒ in MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTONΒ (1939)

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It's time
You can't prove that this didn't happen.
that's because it did
TFW you accidentally come up with your enemies' new theme song.
This comic was so rushed lol. Hope any of you fellow yankees had a happy and safe 4th of July.
Reblogging again because I explained this to my 9yo and she went "IN YO' FACE BRITAIN!" π
Soon ...
ITS TIME
MOTHERFUCKERS
So...there's an AO3 skin that will tell you if someone is using at least one type of AI depending on if they copied the generative text directly to the AO3 editor.
There's also at least one author who has been bullied off the internet--there's some question about whether she committed suicide or pseuicide, but the fact that I have to question that upsets me.
I cannot stomach another go of this witch hunting.
Author Ray Bradbury speaking on a tutoring panel to students at Sherwood Oaks Experimental College, 1980

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Something tells me Leo should avoid major theme parks.
What a cutie
Heβs probably the worst backseat driver ever too!
Can Leo be real now please?
Everyone remember how this turtle has a great fear of heights? Heβs insanely is insanely brave for this because I could never do this.
Finally, an open hardware printer you can actually understand, repair, and upgrade
Open Printer is an open-source, repairable inkjet printer designed for makers, artists, and anyone tired of throwaway hardware. Built with standard mechanical components and modular parts, itβs easy to assemble, modify, and repair. You can print on standard sheets or paper rolls and choose between black or color cartridges, refillable at your convenience.
This project aims to reclaim our everyday tools. As such, it features no proprietary drivers, no cartridge DRM that locks you to a single vendor and is designed to never become obsolete. The Open Printer is built for longevity and customizability, ensuring that it remains fully under your control.
How do you preserve the food from your garden so it doesn't go bad before you can eat it?
You are wildly underestimating my ability to go fucking feral about fresh produce. I don't think I even brought snap peas into the house last year. Just ate them right off the vine.
Though I did end up freezing the strawberries/blue berries as they ripened, but even those were consumed within the week.
The only tough one was the potatoes, but that was resolved by just foisting potatoes on everyone I knew. Much more welcome than Zucchinis.
Oh this is why every gardening person I know keeps trying to give me the food they grow
That, and we love you. Homegrown produce is a love language.
Unless it's zucchini. Then it's a cry for help.
Tomato (June) - I think highly of you; treasured friend
Tomato (September) - you are a warm body that is nearbyοΏΌ
Fresh new asparagus - romantic love
Artichoke - fondness
New rhubarb with leaves removed - flirtatious potential
Rhubarb with leaves left on - the bloom is gone
Swiss chard - I have made mistakes
Perpetual spinach - declaration of animosity between our houses
White-fleshed potato - you are a neighbor
Blue or red fleshed potato - as above, but with overtones of camaraderie/affection
Kale - you are a person who was nearby when I had kale
Raspberries - you are a person I admire
Strawberries - you are a treasure
Onion - I am confused
Young French beans or young peas - I thought of you especially
Runner beans - mild criticism; familial ties; gift from parent to child
Pumpkins - overt romantic, sexual or childhood-bestie interest; highest declaration of loyalty
Prettily coloured popping corn, I.e. glass gem - let this seal the breach between our houses
Zucchini/courgette - cry for help, resignation
Novelty pumpkins - marriage proposal

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Contracts, Post-War, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World
Summary: After the war, Draco and his family avoided Azkaban, but the Ministry stripped the Malfoy fortune to nothing. In the Wizarding world's eyes, Draco has lost everything--his wand, his parents, his home. But Draco has his spite and his family's legacy. That's all he'll need to break apart the Ministry piece by pieceβ¦as long as Harry Potter doesn't find out.
Phenomenon that happens to me a lot + I find funny
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