What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youβre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itβs voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatβs correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatβs kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I havenβt seen this post in like 3 years
Iβve only seen this legendary post in screenshots












