What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youโre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itโs voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatโs correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatโs kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I havenโt seen this post in like 3 years
Iโve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
















