~ The Craft Makes For Some Interesting Bedfellows

I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

You’re like “Why do you sow and reap a wheat harvest every year? Is it to retain the memory of your humanity? In honor of those you have loved and lost?” and he’s like “I just like growing wheat. I think it’s fun.”

three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started

unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist 

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

so at what point does it stop being candy making and start becoming small device machining?

before the video even started, i said aloud ”it’s that fucking chocolate guy again”

Oh you look down others for being attracted to men wow that sounds shallow and exhausting I’m gonna go suck a dick

For me, men are like vanilla ice cream. That flavor is eons away from being my first choice, but I’d never shame or fault anyone for loving that flavor the most 😁

Bro you can just fuck dudes if you want to, it doesnt have to mean anything

every time someone gets into this “lol men are trash” thing, every trans man on this website can hear you, fyi

Every day I hope that people on this webbed site can learn to be normal about relationships and sex and every day I am disappointed

“Men are trash” is inherently TERF rhetoric. It treats being male as some inescapable original sin, and uses that as a weapon - trans men are made to feel wrong for voluntarily marking themselves as part of an inherently bad group, and trans women are accused of just trying to escape their inherent “trash”-ness by transitioning. It’s just more example of their harmful “gender essentialism” shit, just one more toxic gender stereotype (men evil bad trash, women good pure perfect), and it needs to fucking go.