Nothing's Here

stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

productive morning so far. I made eight new species of horses and one hundred Brand New mosquitoes and I set them all free

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

I love following walk throughs, and save scumming, and cheating, and easy mode, and looking up how other people solved problems. I will always do what we I want to make a game an enjoyable experience for me.

A shirt that says "I ♥️ Being Bad At Games"

Dude you have to listen to this DnD podcast the party has an edgy mean lesbian AND a melodramatic twink AND a muscle mommy AND a joke character. And get this: it's not good.

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example