aka: mysu c fate, sans, the peeler, or man

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

Official please put yourself first sign

being shy and having a high sex drive is the worst combo

pit of syringes full of heroin and a history of call of the void might be a worse combo, but i’m biased

Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.

^^^

Also have you ever packed for a long trip and thought “I’m only going for seven days but I need to pack 15 pairs of underwear….just in case”. Imagine that but you’re going to SPACE

it’s always these kinda people who you find out later in life had a humongous crush on you and could only channel those intense homoerotic feelings into the common perspective of doubt and hate towards others built in a platform of mutual distrust and disrespect… y’know?

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

how is he not dying horribly in the sunlight

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

adaptation and learning in practice

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

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