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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

physically i am here. mentally i am vampire in europe.

Use your PTO

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try