mny ocssssss. myuu occssss aughghghg myu ocsssssss wailing like a ghoul oever my ocsss

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

"writing fanfiction on the clock" and then they work a desk job... I'll be bagging someone's groceries while the character bags a bad bitch. get on my level.

For pride month, I should be bitten by a hot lesbian vampire. Thank you.

not to be horny on main but cuddling in bed would hit so hard right now

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

*guy with a building migraine* you know what would really help right now? listening to loud music

CHOMP!!!!!!

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil