My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

i’m a very kind and loving person but also i have a lot of rage and i just want to kill and maim people all the time. but other than that very kind and loving.

no i’m not lonely yes i tear up when i see random families and friend groups in public. i do it on purpose. i do it for fun. ok

the main difference between andrew garfield and harry styles is i think andrew garfield has no idea what his deal is and i think harry styles is 100% straight cause if he was even a kinsey 1.5 he’d come out and milk it for all it’s worth

Listen, one of the most disappointing things of learning English was discovering that R2-D2′s name wasn’t actually Arturito.

It is. Shut up.

Arturito es real y vive en nuestros corazones

They’d better have Cassian calling him Arturito in Andor, or else 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

reblogging cause marty

I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

any updates?