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when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

travelled back in time to show a Gregorian monk a playboy magazine but he sees a shaved pussy and gets really scared and starts crying and says "why cut down what god willed to grow?"

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

stacys dad is really kind of sad

stacys bro has crazy suck game tho

a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower and—after a series of whimsical and spooky hijinks—manage to tie me up and say “alright gang, time to see who’s really behind this ugly ‘evil wizard’ mask,” and then they pull on my face and i go “ow…”

Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises

jeepers. just throw em in the pit

the—the death pit, obviously

Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit

would you do it for a krongy snack

Wow, you can really see the age of this websites users increasing with posts like these.

it’s been years and i’m still thinking about how tatiana maslany did that with orphan black