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Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl

how are these violent men supposed to improve my day

Oldguy problems: when you stub your toe against a the last woolly mammoth

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick