Pissing man is horny!

“Yeah, man. Fuck it’s rough. I really want to be able to get hard.”

“I know how it feels man. So does your girlfriend have the key.”

“Nah. It’s actually this dude. I’m not gay or nothin’ just needed someone to lock my cock up to teach me discipline.”

“Same here dude. Still, it’s really hard when you want to get a hard on. But my Master taught me a good trick.”

“Yeah? I’d be willing to do anything!”

“Well… He gave me a set of dildos…”

“Shit!”

“Yeah. And he said whenever I felt the need to wank, to fuck myself with them instead. And you know what? It works. It totally takes my mind off wanking.”

“Fuck!”

“I know, right? But man. It feels good. I can show you if you want. You did say you’d try anything.”

You wanna see how I piss? (deleted vine, saved gif)