too cool for chlorophyll

date someone who loves your belly

you are a good part of this universe

u know whats nice. that smell ur crush has that makes ur tummy jump when u randomly smell it even without them being near.

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

who knew scots could read like this

I think it’s disrespectful when you playing a radio station and they play the version of a song that doesn’t have Nicki Minaj

That’s like eating a burger with no meat

For my vegetarians/vegans that’s like eating a PBJ sandwich with no PBJ

For my raw vegans that’s like eating moss without sum dried berries

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn