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Human, talking through a comm link modified for them: Psst. Prime. Try ripping his cannon off.
Optimus, fighting Megatron: What?
Human: This is taking too long and I wanna go on a ride. He'll probably retreat if you take his weapon.
Optimus: That'sβ well, alright.
Optimus, charging and grabbing Meg's cannon and detaching it by force: I've disarmed you, Megatron. Do not-
Megatron, falling over from the sudden lightness of his right side, used to compensating for his cannon's weight:
Megatron:
Megatron, transforming and fleeing, wobbly and unbalanced as his alt mode sparks from damage: You will pay for this! I'll get you next time!
Optimus, to the human: ...how did you know?
Human: I have scoliosis.
Optimus: I see. (doesn't know shit about human medical terms)
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Dumb scenario. Honestly I'm guessing their bodies automatically adjust to it, like shock absorbers or some shit idk anything about machines.
Trapped in a small spaceβ¦β¦
bismuth breaks easy
cuteness aggression

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Happy pride month
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT velocitron prowl au!!
It's technically more of a fluff au more the. Forte-verse just cause prowl gets to take care of his sparklings, even if it takes place during the war.
Also I thought it would be funny if a velocitronian sparkling's defense mechanism is to smell really bad, because it would be funny. So instead of stealing material from their carrier they just make stinkies like a skunk π¦¨. Little baby skunks. Prowl is just used to it but it makes Jazz miserable. Jazz still will try to love and cuddle them but some days he just canβt..
Also Prowl suffering!! Heβs really happy and loves his babies but heβs still got his issues. Postpartum does not help. But at this point carries heavily relies on their partners. Carries will dedicate all their energy and time into taking care of their sparkling, even at the expense of themselves, their instincts tell them not to leave their sparklings side at this very delicate time. So the sire will take on any other responsibilities to allow the carrier all the time they need to heal and take care of their sparklings. The partner also needs to make sure the carrier is eating, staying clean and healthy.
Also! Prowls reservoirs hurt!! All the time!! (Transformer donβt have breast but they still have an organ that feeds sparklings but itβs not aesthetically pleasing.) οΏΌ
At this point Prowl is healing from his emergence, Jazz is healing from a stab wound and the sparklings are healing from being born. This little family is less them stellar shape. But theyβll be okay.
Some tfp scene redraws π₯΄
i donβt think i ever ended up uploading the final pictures i made for @suforeverzine ! here they are.
WE MISSED YOU SORA!!!

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OPTIMUS JUMPSCARE MWAHAHA, JUST BC I'M BUSY WITH THE COMIC DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T END UP DRAWING HIM SOMEHOW-
Plus I spent two days stranded offline so I couldn't work on SHIT
Anways, Charlie Reference sometime soon for my fnaf au, have a great day / night ! :D
Hii again
Anyways could I get transformers prime head cannons for a mechanic!reader, like reader has fixed all sorts of things but never asked questions... Mostly because they don't want to, could ratchet be there plz
-train anon
Ps. You again, im glad ur not dead and hope you're doing well :D
Hey train anon, I totally can do this! Also, yea, I have a habit of disappearing from time to time, in general. So if that happens assume I'm either, busy, taking time for myself, or just not motivated to write at all. Don't worry 'bout me!
If you see typos, no you didn't
Mechanic!Reader X Autobots (Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack, and Smokescreen)
Ratchet
Like with the kids, he was annoyed by your presence at first
Yet, you had a mechanic background, and this translated somewhat well to Cybertronian Biology, so you began to help him.
You didn't ask much, didn't demand answers either. This surprised the medic because he was used to being asked so many things at once (Miko)
Your mechanical skills weren't just for vehicles too; you learned what made something work, and when it broke, you could fix it. Thank the All-Spark!
For this reason, and how well you two seem to get along, Ratchet was assigned as your guardian.
Safe to say, you two are a very valuable duo the autobots can't afford to lose.
Ultra Magnus
You don't ask questions, you just do what's requested of you. Even though you're human, Magnus can look sorta past it
It's not like he doesn't like you; he's just an awkward bot in general. So, used to taking orders, giving orders, and the like, you remind him of himself to a degree.
He tries to have conversations with you, but you don't ask lots of things, you actually barely talk to begin with, that's okay.
Understand they're aliens and you're probably unsure of it all. His unsure of humans because they're alien to him; mutual uncertainty about each other.
Make sure you're always safe though, your skills of repairing, and quick learning is valuable. No matter your size.
He hopes one day, you'll ask. Ask about them, ask about the war, just ask anything, yet... he understands that may never happen.
Wheeljack
Your nickname is, little doc
Wheeljack gave that to you when both you and Ratchet yelled, at the same time, "I NEEDED THAT!"
It's set in stone; you're little doc to him and he treats you as such. Your mechanical background only amplifies that for him too.
Even if you don't ask questions, he's telling you things, stories, about his home, the war. You learn more than you'd want too, but it's also nice to understand them better... right?
Unfortunately for Miko, you quickly take her spot as the #1 favorite human for Wheeljack. You learned about his ship, and even learned how to work on it with him. You're oddly skilled but he shrugs it off.
He wants to show you more cool gadgets and the like, but you never ask, and he never really gets a true chance to show you.
Smokescreen
Yapper x listener type relationship pushed to the max
Smokescreen constantly talks, constantly asks about you and your skills, and guesses before you can form a response.
You're just so cool to him. A human, can do all of this? What other things can your kind do?
When you're not on base, and out doing whatever you do as a human, he occasionally sneaks out and checks in on you.
You can't count the times he's scared you at your house, and the scoldings just slide right off him too; his fascination is too strong.
If Ratchet isn't available, Smokescreen is your guardian for the day (after much pleading to Optimus.) At least you don't have to worry about talking when he's around.
honestly i think had LL been real heβd be chill as hell up until you mention something remotely negative abt his crew
Is it ask pairing time? Do you like jazzprowl?
I love jazzprowl! I've drawn a few jazzprowl pieces before, so this question confused me! π
I like to ship them where they start off not being able to stand each other! Their personalities just don't mesh well, but they're the most competent people in their fields, so they have to work together! Begrudgingly, they start to respect the other's work even if it's not their preferred style. Prowl is so efficient with using every variable in the playing field that it's terrifying, and Jazz likes the security it brings. Jazz adapts to situations so flawlessly that he makes it look easy, and Prowl respects his cunning mind.
My Transformers version of Hail Mary and Blip A π
OK LISTEN the first time I saw them I was like "oh my, I ship the ships" so I had to draw them a Transformers versionβ¨
(Just want to do an AU with them ahhh) Click for better quality!
Extra Silly video I did for fun:
Mini comic
Extra 1

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rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3
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rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3