guys there is a Best Dog at this gay wedding

sometimes you have to spend 30 minutes in the middle of the night building your dog a fucking blanket fort because you moved and she feels unsettled without her own personal roof

where can I file a formal complaint against the word daddy

there's a new girl in my office who started talking about the 100 out of the blue and I had to just stop her like, I literally cannot tell you how much I cant have this conversation right now

you guys ever get a book recommendation from somebody that just makes you reevaluate your entire friendship?

it is honestly impressive at this point how often my wife finds a way to incorporate xena into casual conversation