I’m literally losing my mind over this message from the projared cheating scandal. This is so fucking funny I cant stand it. How come this persons sexts are funnier than literally 90% of the shit I say
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I’m literally losing my mind over this message from the projared cheating scandal. This is so fucking funny I cant stand it. How come this persons sexts are funnier than literally 90% of the shit I say

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Jason Derulo falling down the Met Gala stairs
This is camp.
that is not the met gala? and thats not even jason derulo?
that’s what makes it a camp classic
am i allowed to say stuff on here?
Draw your group of friends together but each person is the animal they most resemble personality wise.

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crowley and aziraphale are both the worst guy in your intro to philosophy class but for different reasons
crowley: i’m just saying, given the existence of intelligent humans, can it not be said that we are the creators of our god, and therefore the creators of our selves? if descartes was correct in writing cogito ergo sum, does it not follow that deus ego sum? also, i’m fairly sure we only exist in a worm’s nightmare
aziraphale: this is all very confusing, can’t you just tell me the answer? what do you mean there’s no answer? what do you mean i have to form my own opinions using critical thinking? what do you mean the nature of philosophy necessitates continuous debate and nobody is ever truly right or fully wrong? what the fuck
why do rich people need more money? honestly, has anyone actually ever asked them? every interview with a muli-millionaire or billionaire is always the same bullshit ego stroking questions like“so whats the secret to success? how did you overcome the adversity of being born in to the upper middle class? did you always know you were better than everyone else?”
like enough is enough, the only questions they should be asked is real questions like “why do you need to horde money you and your family will never use? why are you wasting your only time on earth destroying it and causing suffering? when did you completely lose your empathy? when did you realize you are the embodiment of everything horrible and wrong with the world?”
alls i know is .. when disney moves content it owns onto its own streaming service i will never see another disney film again legally. thats on them lmao.
illegally streaming and torrenting disney films will be part of the class reparations disney already owes the world 😔

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today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying
update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me
hmm. google is cancelled
also just like. warning. but if you use a custom gender on Google, you get targetted ads from religious youtube channels. like thats not a joke. i used to get them a lot and whenever you hit the “why am i getting this ad?” button it says “because of the gender listed on your google account.” i turned off targetted advertising for that reason.
pack it up boys
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I think my girlfriend is about to make a stupid decision