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Better Sit Down
ltbroccoli:
Slowly, Reg leaned forward, his face hidden in his hands. This couldn’t be real. This couldn’t be happening. He’d seen Quirrell not two weeks ago. Everything had been fine, maybe he was more nervous than usual, but that happened, people had bad days. It didn’t mean that a dark wizard was hiding under your turban waiting for you to do his bidding…
After a long, shuddering sigh, Reg let his hands fall away from his face. His expression was almost uncomfortably blank. “This can’t be right,” he whispered. “You – you must have heard it wrong. That can’t be right.”
“I wish that were true. But the letter came from Hagrid. He wanted me to tell you because he knew you were close.” Liz spoke softly, trying to be gentle. The facts were harsh enough on their own. “The sabatical he took a while back... he was never quite the same after that. It’s when he started wearing that turban. They think that’s when he must have met him.”
Liz reached over to rub Reg’s back. The whole situation was a mess. Quirrell was only one part of a very large problem threatening to spark off more panic and a resurgence of pureblood nonsense.
“The Ministry is trying to cover it up... no one wants to admit He might be back.”
Better Sit Down
ltbroccoli:
The thought of sharing a body with someone so vile made Reg sick to his stomach, something he couldn’t keep from showing on his face. He was about to say something to that effect when Liz looked him right in the eye. And he knew that the worst was still coming.
He couldn’t even process it at first. Quirrell had been a mentor, a friend, for so long now… the thought of him being gone was just unimaginable. “You – that – th-that can’t be…” But the absolute seriousness and certainty in her expression left no room for doubt.
“What happened?” he asked, so quietly it was barely audible.
Liz could see that he thought he’d heard the worst of it. What could possibly be worse than losing a friend, after all? But she had only just begun and there was no good way to move forward.
“It was him...” Merlin’s beard, that sounded bad. “Quirrell... He was the one who brought Him back. The... the turban he took to wearing, it was to cover His face. Together they tried to take the Philosopher’s Stone and Quirrell was killed in the attempt.”
“Reg, I’m so sorry.” It was hardly enough though, wasn’t it? No words of comfort or sympathy would be enough to gloss over the fact that a man Reg had been so close to had done so much evil.
Better Sit Down
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Reg timidly perched himself on the edge of the couch, his whole body tensing up. He knew that Liz was doing the best she could to make whatever this news was as easy for him to hear as possible, but there simply wasn’t a way to do this and have him not freaking out.
When she spoke the name, he gasped softly. The first thing he processed was just the name itself – he’d almost never heard her refer to him that way. Then it processed that she was speaking about him like he was alive, like he was… “But… he’s dead,” he replied, confused. “He’s been dead for a long time, he’s… that can’t be right. What happened at the school? Is everyone alright?”
Liz closed her eyes and shook her head. Even just talking about Him made her want to wretch. She could feel the old panic and fear clawing its way up the back of her throat. It would be so much easier to agree with Reg. He was dead and He was never coming back.
But a comforting lie wouldn’t keep them safe.
“That’s what everyone thought.” Liz looked at Reg again, briefly, before her gaze sank back to the floor. “It seems part of Him survived... leeching off a follower... sharing a body. He used him to get into the school. From what I gather, He was trying to get the Philosopher’s stone.”
Everything about that was terrifying enough, but she knew it wasn’t the part that would hit Reg the hardest. Liz took a breath and looked him in the eye.
“Reg... Professor Quirrell is dead.”
Liz is sat on the couch when Reg gets home. Usually there’s a smile waiting for him at least, but not today. Today the bad news is written all over her expression. “Reg... I think you’d better sit down.” (SlytherinNash)
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Reg swears he can feel the weight in the air before he ever sees Liz’s serious face. Something’s wrong. Something’s very, very wrong. The faint smile he’d entered the room with slowly fades from his expression, replaced with worry and just a hint of panic. “Oh no. Oh no. What is it? What happened? Are you alright?”
“I’m fine, darling. Come and sit down.” She waits for him to get seated before she continues. There’s no easy way to give bad news, even less so when it was a laundry list of bad news.
She’d gotten an owl in the afternoon on, what had seemed like, a very average day. The letter was, however, anything but average. Part of her wanted to chuck it on the fire and hope that ignoring the truth would make it go away. But no amount of magic or willful ignorance was going to help. Besides, Reg needed to know.
“I have some bad news. Some very bad news. I received a letter today and... there was an attack at the school. A Death Eater.....” She took a deep breath, forcing herself to say the name. “And Voldemort.”

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BOLD ALL THE THINGS THAT APPLY TO YOUR MUSE ( HARRY POTTER EDITION. ) Italicize the things that somewhat apply
has seen a unicorn ─ has drunk Butterbeer at The Three Broomsticks ─ owns a wand ─ has caused one or more explosions during Potions class ─ has been bitten by a werewolf ─ knows how to cast a Patronus ─ owns an owl ─ owns a cat ─ owns a rat ─ has the Dark Mark ─ would join S.P.E.W. ─ is/was a prefect ─ is/was head boy or head girl ─ owns more than 200 galleons ─ passed their O.W.L.s with three or more “Outstanding’’’s ─ has been on their house’s Quidditch team ─ would put their name in the Goblet of Fire ─ believes they weren’t sorted into the right Hogwarts house ─ has chosen Care of Magical Creatures in their third year ─ has tickled a dragon ─ has drunk Polyjuice Potion at least once ─ prefers Chocolate Frogs over Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans ─ is an Auror ─ can Apparate ─ works at the Ministry of Magic ─ can see Thestrals ─ has been mentioned in an article in The Daily Prophet ─ has obliviated a Muggle ─ suffers/has suffered from Dragon Pox ─ has been sent to Azkaban ─ wished they were a Muggle ─ has been outside their common room after curfew ─ has had something valuable stolen by a Niffler ─ is awful at Herbology ─ has sneaked into the Hogwarts kitchens for a midnight snack ─ has read Quidditch Through the Ages by Kennilworthy Whisp ─ has received a Howler ─ doesn’t know how Muggle appliances work
SortingHatChats Quiz!
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Slytherin Primary:
Slytherin Primaries are fiercely loyal to the people they care for most. Slytherin is the place where “you’ll make your real friends”– they prioritize individual loyalties and find their moral core in protecting and caring for the people they are closest to.
Slytherin’s reputation for ambition comes from the visibility of this promotion of the self and their important people– ambition is something you can find in all four Houses; Slytherin’s is just the one that looks most obviously selfish.
Because their morality system of “me and mine first” is fairly narrow in scope, Slytherins often construct an additional morality system (a “model”) to deal with situations that are not addressed by their personal loyalty system.
Ravenclaw Secondary:
Ravenclaws are collectors. Dedicated to knowledge, to facts, systems, tools, or skills, the things they have already learned are what they call on when things get tough. They can collect useful skills, build complex clever systems, invent vitally useful things, or just learn everything there is to know about the birds of South America.
Ravenclaws’ efficacy often relies on what situation they are in: what the problem is they have to solve and whether or not they’ve prepared the proper tools for that problem. While Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors can apply their skills at stockpiling trust or inspiring passion to attack various situations, Ravenclaws’ tools are necessarily task specific. Do they know how to ride horses? Speak Greek? Do they have contingency plans for earthquakes, zombie apocalypses, or a surprise visit from the in-laws?
If they’ve already built themselves a tool set for a situation, they’re likely to excel at it. If they have not, they’re likely to blink a few times while they try to either invent something new for themselves or to cobble up something approximate from their existing resources.
Ravenclaws, like Hufflepuff Secondaries, are at their best when they can prepare before the problems show up, not improvise or invent in the moment. Where Hufflepuffs invest in reputation, community, and effort, Ravenclaws invest in tools. These tools can vary from detailed knowledge of modern Romance languages, Mesopotamian history, Gothic architecture, and US civil court legal procedures; or mastering the skills of carjacking, gourmet vegan cooking, juggling, and staying level-headed in crisis; or keeping internal (or external) databases on their friends’, allies’, and enemies’ likes, dislikes, connections, obligations, fears, weaknesses, strengths, and goals. Some of these are more useful than others. Ravenclaws can collect their tools with the aim of eventual usefulness, but are likely to also collect knowledge just for the sake of knowledge.
Has your character ever watched TV or gone to the movies? / What is your character’s opinion of the other Houses? / What OWLs and NEWTs did your character achieve? / What is your character’s Boggart? Is it embarrassing for them?
Has your character ever watched TV or gone to the movies?
Extremely few times. Mostly because someone else dragged her along (likely Reg). She never grew up with them so she doesn’t really see the point. There are books and they are, as far as she’s concerned, far superior.
What is your character’s opinion of the other Houses?
For the most part, she doesn’t really have a problem with any of them apart from Gryffindor. They are, in her opinion, a bunch of arrogant jocks who are all up their own asses.
What OWLs and NEWTs did your character achieve?
Astronomy - Outstanding OWL, Exceeds Expectations NEWT
Charms - Exceeds Expectations OWL and NEWT
DADA - Exceeds Expectations OWL, Outstanding NEWT
Herbology - Exceeds Expectations OWL, Outstanding NEWT
History of Magic - Exceeds Expectations OWL and NEWT
Potions - Outstanding OWL and NEWT
Transfiguration - Acceptable OWL, Exceeds Expectations NEWT
Care of Magical Creatures - Exceeds Expectations OWL, Outstanding NEWT
Divination - Acceptable OWL, Exceeds Expectation NEWT
Magical Theory - Acceptable OWL, Exceeds Expectations NEWT
Arithmancy - Acceptable OWL, did not take NEWT
Muggle Studies - Acceptable OWL, did not take NEWT
What is your character’s Boggart? Is it embarrassing for them?
A Death Eater. No, it’s not really embarrassing.
Wizarding World Questions
MUGGLES
What is your character’s opinion of Muggles?
Does your character look down on Muggleborns?
Would your character ever use the phrase ‘Mudblood’?
Is your character familiar with Muggle technologies, customs, or money?
What is your character’s blood status?
Has your character ever watched TV or gone to the movies?
HOGWARTS
What was your character’s House?
Was your character happy with their House? Did they feel the Hat was wrong?
What is your character’s opinion of the other Houses?
Did they have many friends in the other houses?
Which subjects did your character take?
What OWLs and NEWTs did your character achieve?
BEINGS & BEASTS
Does your character or their family own a House Elf?
Would your character join SPEW because they support House Elf Rights or to shut Hermione up?
Does your character consider Werewolves to be Beings or Beasts?
Would your character stop being friends with someone after learning they’re a Werewolf?
Would your character willing kill a transformed Werewolf if they encounter one? Would they see the difference in killing an untransformed Werewolf?
Does your character respect Non-Human Beings?
Does your character support a Non-Human’s right to a trial?
OTHER
What is your character’s Patronus form? Can they cast a Patronus?
What is your character’s Boggart? Is it embarrassing for them?
Has your character ever thought about or tried to become an Animagus? What form do or do they think they would take?
“First, do no harm.”
Benjamina “Beni” Timoth, a Harry Potter based original character. By Jeanette. Sideblog to worth12malfoys.

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Slytherin: sir that’s my emotional support hufflepuff I need that
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In fairness, Reg should have made it much more clear that he was friend, not foe, before entering. Starling Liz was not the best idea, not with all this going on. But it seemed that was just what he’d done. He barely had time to register that her wand was pointed at him before the pain hit.
It was intolerable. Unbearable. Like every cell in his body was on fire, but would never burn away. Just this agony, forever.
He crumpled to the ground, his wand skittering uselessly away as he twitched and screamed. “L-liz!!” he managed to bellow, somehow. “It’s me!! It’s me!! I s-swear it’s me!!”
Liz had lost track of how many close calls they’d had in the past few weeks. Every time they’d managed to find somewhere relatively safe, the snatchers or the death eaters would turn up again. So far they’d managed to keep ahead of them with only minor injuries. But it was getting harder the longer it went on. They were getting tired and worn down.
The last death eater they’d run in to had only been the day before and Liz was still jumpy. She’d sat down in their tent just to get off her feet, but within a few minutes, she’d dozed off. The unannounced entry set off all her internal alarms and the spell had been cast with hardly a glance.
When she heard Reg’s voice, she stopped the spell dead. “Reg? Shit! I’m sorry! You scared me!”
“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “
“She had 30. I’m sure she’s not going to miss one. Besides, she was being awful to people. This is asshole tax.”
Halloween Sentence Meme ! 🎃
some slightly nsfw !!
“ I’m turning the lights out now. “
“ They’re coming. Get ready. “
“ Making out in a graveyard is definitely morally wrong. “
“ If I hear the words ‘killer clown’ once more I’m ditching you. “
“ You need a damn costume. “
“ This is my costume ! “
“ Let’s just lie here and read creepy pasta’s for the rest of the night. “
“ Spooky spaghetti ? “
“ You look… hot. “
“ That’s the shittest pumpkin I’ve ever seen. “
“ HOLY FUCK. “
“ You deserved that, asshole. “
“ Wanna go in first ? “
“ I knew you’d end up holding my hand. “
“ Let’s swap. I don’t like these. “
“ I don’t wanna go ! “
“ You’re fucking with me. “
“ I didn’t invite you for a reason. “
“ You look pretty when I can’t see your face. “
“ I can’t believe you stole that old lady’s pumpkin. “
“ That’s fucking adorable. “
“ Put the cat down, it’s not yo- “
“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “
“ I haven’t even turned the lights out yet. “
“ I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts. “
“ You’re one sexy, sexy zombie. “
“ Did you see that ? What the fuck. “
“ Come here. “
“ You hear that ? “
“ That was not my dog. “
“ Did you leave the door open ? “
“ I’ve never been a fan of the ghost train. “
“ Your tights are ripped, loser. “
“ If they look at you one more fucking time… “
“ I don’t like these woods. “
“ My mama always said NEVER take candy from strangers. “

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Memento mori ivory skull, early to mid 19th century, Ivory, carnelian, Collection of the Art Gallery of Greater Victoria