Sentence Starters - Cabin Pressure (Season 1)
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“I am supreme commander of this vessel.”
“You’re not seriously asking me to call you ‘sir.’”
“You remember that thing I said fifteen seconds ago about no frills? Well, astonishingly, that’s still in effect.”
“Do you have coffee? Can I have the coffee without talking to you?”
“_____, light of my life, do please shut up.”
“You’re revoltingly cheery for half six in the morning.”
“Who can predict the movements of the supreme commander? Perhaps God wanted to pick his brain about something.”
“Who is this commanding presence coming into view?”
“The captain gets the front seat in the aircraft because he’s driving it. not in any vehicle he happens to be in.”
“You are aware the point of giving us separate meals is so that we can’t both get food poisoning? There’s really not much point if you’re just going to poison us in two different ways.”
“She’ll hunt me down. She’ll actually hunt me down. With knives.”
“It’s a crazy psycho cat! Look at yourself! You have open wounds!”
“Oh, for goodness sakes! Why don’t people just blindly obey anymore?”
“You’re not going to strike terror into anyone’s heart. Unless you chat them up in a bar.”
“You run along now. And try not to cry into any important equipment.”
“You sound like you’re coughing up a hairball.”
“Just because a passenger is rude to you doesn’t mean they deserve to die.”
“Remember how I didn’t know three minutes ago? No new information has come in since then.”
“I want to talk to you. Well, heaven knows that’s not true. But I have things to tell you.”
“There’s something on your face. No, lower. It’s hanging off the bottom of your face. It’s a sort of huge shelf of bone and flesh, and it’s flapping about making a horrible noise. Will you make it stop?”
“Is it unprofessional to tell a passenger that you once made a collage of her face out of pasta shapes?”
“I really don’t know. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say ‘know’? I mean ‘care.’ I don’t really care.”
“Of course, takeoffs are cancelled all the time. Landings, almost never.”
“I particularly enjoyed her last ground proximity warning. The one when we were on the ground.”
“I’m not denying a right old meal was made of it, but I was not the chef du jour.”
“You know what they say: a good landing’s any landing you can walk away from, a great landing is one where they can re-use the plane.”
“I can find no words that describe a fire truck better than ‘fire truck.’”
“WILL YOU PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY BEFORE I MAKE YOU EAT IT!?”
“I do regret to inform yourselves that the delay that’s going on currently is still currently ongoing. But we will keep you fully informed as to the developments of any developments as they develop.”
“You always know! You’ve always got some sort of trick or loophole or know someone who knows someone! What is it this time?”
“Are you still going around with the delightful girl with the squint? Did she say she couldn’t see you anymore?”
“Ten out of ten for toadying effort, none out of ten for toadying technique.”
“He didn’t even wake up for my pre-landing safety announcement. And that’s impressive because I did the version with the screams.”
“None of us will soon forget the misery of you spending twenty-five minutes miming ‘Apocalypse Now’ without knowing what an apocalypse was.”
“That’s enough to make you happy together, is it? Your shared belief in the terrific-ness of you?”
“I’m fairly often just completely happy. Like, for instance, when you get into a bath quickly and it’s just the right temperature, and you go ‘oohhhhh.’ I mean, really no one gets any happier than that.”
“No one really likes apples. That would be like liking… wood.”
“I cannot tell a lie. What am I saying? I’m terrific at telling lies. I mean, I’m not going to tell a lie.”
