excuse us while we sing to the sky

THAT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights

My life in three pictures…

literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this

I’ll stop reblogging this on Wednesday when it stops being relevant

HOW IS THIS JUST 6 SECONDS

“Let me hold one”

CAST A FAT GIRL AS A LEADING LADY IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY WITHOUT HER WEIGHT EVER BEING A PLOT POINT YOU FUCKING COWARDS